The ole' Paragraph Stacker, Dan, and his pal, the World's Most Dangerous Accountant, Memphis Paul, get their jibber jabber on about topics of minor import. Ingredients in this week's episode may or may not include:

1. Canadian judge says ‘thumbs up’ emoji is a legally binding signature
2. Orca attacks in France/Update on Freya
3. Gas pumps pumping slower conspiracy 
4. NY Times folds sports dept. into the Athletic
5. Northwestern football coach Pat Fitzgerald/baseball coach firing for hazing
6. Paul’s website ideas
7. Paul’s liquor store ideas
8. Knee shots
9. Writer’s strike/Actor’s strike/Deadwood binge
10. Just Stop Oil at the British Grand Prix
11. The Flash is terrible. Transformers; Rise of the Beast is decent. 
12. Pro cricket in the US.