The ol' Paragraph Stacker, Dan who drives a van, connects with his pal, Pal, an account for the King of Rock and Roll. Together the laughs ensue as much as is allowed on the brittle skeletons of two middle-aged white men. Topics include:

1. Toast: Dark or light? Butter or jam?

2. Paul's vacation trip to the library, a Kroger, and a public garden.

3. Cable TV news mopes get fired.

4. Carol Burnett, 90, honored with the best variety TV special since the 1970s.

5. Dan's still teaching school.