Ideas to be discussed by a haggard middle school teacher and a man a reader for the local Gannett Outlet Store once called "the mouthpiece of Big Ag:"
1. The singularity approaches.
2. Jimmy Kimmel is going to ruin my favorite Twitter account&nbsp;
3. Which sucks more: "That 90s Show" or "Velma?"
4. All drive-through fast food
5. Hallmark Valentine's Game

113: The yacht thief left a dead fish on the doorstep of 'The Goonies' house and other oddities

The old Paragraph Stacker, an exiled newspaperman disavowed by his best friend, talks alone in a secluded Drake neighborhood apartment about news, sports, mental health, and the art of eating root beer floats. This is Talking Paragraphs 2.0, minus one host but double the esoteric non-sequiturs.