We come to bury Caesar, not to praise him. The evil that men do lives after them... Aw man; re-runs again? The writers of history are really running out of ideas. So we turn to 80s cartoons for inspiration! We start off by saving a little girl in the episode "Save the Little Girl!!" of:
   Super-God Masterforce (超-神 マスターフォース) [1988]
(There's also a 2nd episode.) Then, we hunt aliens with Meteorfire & Cosmos and meet a transforming cowboy in:
   Cyberverse [2020]
 Later, we learn that taking things that don't belong to you is just wrong. And now we know! Along the way, we remember all the best jokes from childhood, watch some Simpsons clips, and discuss the decline & fall of empire.
 ...And men have lost their reason. Bear with me

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