This is our NEWSa. There are many others like it, but this one is ours.  Expect some pretty unwholesome stories this week... enjoy! <a href='https://www.wavy.com/news/strange/california-woman-fakes-cancer-forges-notes-to-avoid-prison/'>Woman lies about cancer to avoid jail gets triple amount of time</a><a href='https://www.insider.com/artificial-intelligence-bot-wrote-scientific-paper-on-itself-2-hours-2022-7?amp'>AI writes a paper about itself</a><a href='https://www.odditycentral.com/news/real-life-minority-report-algorithm-predicts-crime-with-up-to-90-accuracy.html'>Minority Report in real life</a><a href='https://www.vice.com/en/article/3adqzk/penguins-refuse-to-eat-inflation-japan'>Penguins wont eat cheap fish</a><a href='https://nypost.com/2022/07/13/cat-caught-after-three-weeks-on-the-lam-at-boston-airport/'>Cat loose in airport for 3 weeks</a><a href='https://www.oddee.com/scientists-create-squirrel-contraceptive-to-save-uks-trees-63020/'>Squirrel contraceptives</a><a href='https://www.dailydot.com/irl/home-depot-dog-fight/'>Dog fight at home depot</a><a href='https://entertainment.ha.com/itm/entertainment-and-music/george-clooney-batman-screen-worn-costume-display-from-batman-and-robin-warner-bros-1997-/a/7269-89786.s?ic4=GalleryView-ShortDescription-071515'>Clooney Batman costume up for auction</a><a href='https://www.msn.com/en-us/news/crime/oklahoma-man-says-bigfoot-made-him-kill-his-fishing-partner-police-say/ar-AAZtNqV?ocid=msedgntp&amp;cvid=5dd21e34dd5a4abc889a57751b6fb0ee'>Man claims bigfoot made him kill friend</a><a href='https://www.yahoo.com/news/man-lights-firework-head-explodes-190858647.html'>Man lights firework on head, shoots skull</a><a href='https://boingboing.net/2022/07/08/video-this-car-barely-outrunning-a-landslide-looks-like-an-action-movie-scene.html'>Man speeds away from landslide</a><a href='https://www.dailystar.co.uk/news/latest-news/woman-deficates-during-brawl-birmingham-27457287'>Woman poops herself during fight</a><a href='https://www.ladbible.com/community/man-burnt-bum-mistook-toilet-wipes-loo-roll-20220711'>Man wipes butt with toilet cleaner</a><a href='https://nypost.com/2022/07/12/stray-arrow-lodged-in-womans-face-shocks-er-doctors/'>Woman get arrow through eyelid</a> <a href='https://www.ladbible.com/news/eyeball-tattoo-blind-no-regrets-20220708'>Woman gets eyes tattooed, temporarily goes blind</a><a href='https://news.sky.com/video/new-van-gogh-self-portrait-discovered-12651554'>New Van Gogh painting found</a><a href='https://nypost.com/2022/07/13/woman-climbs-into-mcdonalds-drive-thru-to-cook-her-own-order/'>Woman climbs in drive thru to make her own food</a><a href='https://www.wavy.com/news/strange/police-man-cut-loose-after-crawling-down-pizza-oven-vent/'>Man gets stuck in pizza oven exhaust</a><a href='https://canoe.com/news/weird/alleged-boat-thief-attempts-escape-on-lawnmower/wcm/4659406a-d6f3-4787-abe8-66460a20cebb'>Boat thief caught on stolen lawnmower</a><a href='https://www.cbsnews.com/news/american-tourist-falls-crater-mount-vesuvius-selfie/'>Man falls in volcano</a> <a href='https://www.ladbible.com/news/tiktok-vabbing-weird-trend-20220714'>Vabbing</a><a href='https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/more-100-people-win-bingo-27413273'>Chaos erupts when over 100 people win bingo</a><a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/talkstupid2me">Support the show</a>

147 - LalapaNEWSa

Have a listen as three idiots express their views and share stories on all that is stupid. There is not now and has never been a shortage of stupid, and we find the best way to deal with that is laughter.