Welcome back to the stupidest news show on the planet, LalapaNEWSa!  Rest assured, if one of us got hit by a car while recording, we would probably make fun of them and publish it. NEWSa LINKS <a href='https://www.npr.org/2022/01/26/1075850159/wordle-twitter-bot'>Wordle bot booted</a>  <a href='https://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-60092299'>Guys sue because actress from trailer is not in movie  </a> <a href='https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/french-surgeon-tries-to-sell-bataclan-victim-x-ray-as-nft-2726965'>Surgeon tries selling x-ray as NFT</a>  <a href='https://www.guinnessworldrecords.com/news/2022/1/worlds-first-retractable-lightsaber-created-by-russian-youtuber-689867'>Man makes first “Lightsaber” </a> <a href='https://www.lex18.com/community/positively-lex-18/kentucky-snowman-makes-its-way-to-tampa-florida-to-surprise-students'>Woman overnights a snowman to her teacher sister </a> <a href='https://savieno.com/community/news/united-airlines-flight-diverted-after-passengers-tried-to-upgrade-themselves-to-business-class/'>Passengers upgrade their own seats and get plane grounded </a> <a href='https://www.oddee.com/man-robs-deli-six-times-in-one-week-gets-caught-by-waiting-cop-on-fourth-try-61518/'>Man robs same deli 4 days in a row </a> <a href='https://www.ndtv.com/offbeat/tv-journalist-tori-yorgey-gets-hit-by-car-on-live-tv-does-not-stop-reporting-2719743'>Reporter hit by car live on tv </a> <a href='https://www.wisn.com/article/ice-castles-lake-geneva-saturday/38808631#'>Ice Castles </a> <a href='https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/student-loses-both-nipples-after-26028416'>Boy literally freezes his nipples off </a> <a href='https://www.ladbible.com/news/mum-who-had-tongue-replaced-with-thigh-says-it-started-growing-hair-20220120'>Woman has leg skin grafted to her tongue </a> <a href='http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/fentanyl/syringe-fishing-284057'>Drug suspect claims syringes were for fishing </a> <a href='https://newyork.cbslocal.com/2022/01/21/seaford-long-island-grandmother-elderly-scam-suspect-caught/'>73 year old stops scammers </a> <a href='https://www.ladbible.com/news/student-accidentally-makes-a-fortune-after-turning-selfies-into-nfts-20220119'>Student accidentally becomes millionaire </a> <a href='https://businesstells.com/news/next-earth-virtual-land/'>The Next Earth Project lets you buy virtual land </a> <a href='https://www.fox2detroit.com/news/michigan-school-district-says-there-are-no-litter-boxes-in-bathroom-for-students-who-identify-as-furries?utm_campaign=trueanthem&amp;utm_medium=trueanthem&amp;utm_source=facebook'>Michigan schools don’t have litter boxes for students</a>  <a href='https://www.ladbible.com/community/robot-vacuum-cleaner-goes-missing-for-a-day-after-escaping-from-hotel-20220123'>Roomba escapes hotel </a> <a href='https://metro.co.uk/2022/01/24/sex-and-the-city-charlotte-york-ruined-mans-penis-after-surgery-15970953/'>“Watching Sex and the City mutilated my penis” </a> <a href='https://www.reuters.com/world/uk/uk-bans-ad-showing-girl-eating-cheese-while-hanging-upside-down-2022-01-19/?utm_source=reddit.com'>UK bans ad showing girl eating while hanging upside down </a> <a href='https://www.pcgamer.com/italian-senate-meeting-interrupted-by-final-fantasy-hentai/?utm_source=ground.news&amp;utm_medium=referral'>Italian Senate interrupted by Final Fantasy Hentai </a> <a href='https://www.oddee.com/rescuers-lead-stranded-dog-to-safety-by-dangling-sausage-from-drone-61504/'></a><a rel="payment" href="https://www.patreon.com/talkstupid2me">Support the show</a>

103 - The World's Fair

Have a listen as three idiots express their views and share stories on all that is stupid. There is not now and has never been a shortage of stupid, and we find the best way to deal with that is laughter.