IMAGINE THAT YOU MOVE TO A NEW COMMUNITY AND AFTER DOING A QUICK GOOGLE SEARCH YOU FIND THAT THERE IS A NAZARENE CHURCH IN YOUR NEWTOWN. SINCE YOU COME FROM A NAZARENE BACKGROUND YOU ARE THRILLED TO CHECK IT OUT.

NOW PICTURE ATTENDING FOR THE FIRST TIME. YOU HAVE A PLAN, YOU ARE GOING TO JUST SLIP IN, CATCH THE SERVICE AND SLIP OUT, UNNOTICED.

SEEMS LIKE A GOOD PLAN, WHAT CAN GO WRONG?