Put on your armbands and doggy paddle to the deep end of awkwardness as, in this episode, we hear two water-based stories plus an extra tale from a listener.

Do you or your friends have a funny story to tell?

Submit your stories via our voicemail (++44 20 3920 7697 - please type the ++) or email your voice note to [email protected] and it could feature at the end of every new episode.

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Swipe Left Swipe Left is produced by Claire Crofton and Gavin Wong

Executive producer is Alice Homewood for Stabl

Graphics: Archie Crofton

Theme music: George Taylor

Becky Jacobs heads up tea and biscuits

Stabl original

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