In an earth-shaking revelation, Nabisco has merged Ritz crackers with chocolate. Up is down, black is white, dogs and cats are living with each other. It’s mass hysteria. Is this the flavor combination we’ve all been waiting for, or just another signpost on our way to Armageddon? One thing is for sure, the end times have never been so delicious.

Music by: Chris Lyons and Alex Arbit

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