On this episode, we learn about the church that doesn't want to make fetish porn, the safest place to make an omelette, and the smartest papers ever submitted for publication.

208 -  Nugget Thief, Elementary Election, and Penis Potholes

Today's 24/7 news cycle means a lot of stupid stuff makes it way to the top, masking itself as real news. On Stupids Talking Stupid, we neglect real news to bring you the stories of "are you f*cking kidding me?" Who better to filter through the nonsense than a couple of stupid guys?