First things first: if you understand how Cricket is scored please contact us immediately.  IN THE MEANTIME, America has a piping hot roster fresh for judgement, Nigel De Jong may be a small part of a much larger conspiracy, and Alex Kibler was actually right about something.  It's shocking, really.  Dogs and cats living together kind of stuff.  Wait a second...Alex has a dog and cat living together.  My God, ANOTHER CONSPIRACY!

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