In honor of Valentine's Day, I tell the tale of the sweet but mismatched young marriage with my ex-husband, my dedication to Venus as the 2019 goddess of the year, the Mars invocation that banished my marriage and invoked several Aries men into my life, my dating escapades while separated, my "low budget Eat, Pray, Love" road trip from Omaha, Nebraska, to Salem, Massachusetts, falling in love with my Cleveland Aries, my baby sister's stroke, and everything else from the podcast break of 2019. I wasn't recording pods, and I took a six month Facebook fast, but shit was getting very, very real. Interested in working with me? Email [email protected] to set up a consultation.