Hey Four-Eyes! Listen up Football Head! Thanks Captain Obvious! Derisive nicknames, one and all. But need these pseudonyms be so vicious?

Nay. Mayhaps they could even be... Stately? 

Join the Statesmen with special guest and friend of the podcast, Clair Noone, to talk AKA's and nicknames for your favorite 50 States! And who knows, maybe you'll have a nickname by the end of this episode too, sport.