To open a restaurant, you must pass inspection No rats, no bats, no infected confection If you think an A grade is easy to reach You, my friend, have never met Mizz Bleach

-- Featuring performances by Riley Cecil Taggart, Sander Randall, Caitlin Dullea, Maya Sharma, Clay Russell, Nadia Pinder, Abby Salzberg, and Zach Swan

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Cover art by Sofie Birkin