<h1>F*** - Marry - Kill with Cryptids</h1>
An unscripted Mini-episode where Zeke, Vlad, and Elvis take caller questions in the fan favorite: HOI POLLOI HOTLINE!
Zeke Delfour - Darren Esler
Vlad the Vampire - George Pete Caleodis
Elvis Aaron Presley - Phil Porter
Callers - Matt McDonald
Music - Jason Paige
Created, produced, and edited by Darren Esler 
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For decades, in rural Western Pennsylvania, the government has been capturing, containing and storing dangerous Cryptids in huge underground catacombs in a top-secret program known as Project "No Talky Abouty".  They also built a town to house the most notorious and strangest criminals from the witness relocation program right over top of those catacombs.  That town is called Dunglewood. Now the government's precious secrets are about to be revealed to all as one of their experiments has proven to be too strong and too stupid to be contained.  Mostly too stupid.  Join Zeke Delfour, Vlad the Vampire, Jenny the Kill-bot, and Elvis Aaron Pressley, who is also a Necromancer for some reason and their all-star cast on the super popular podcast Squatch Smashers!