Serve yourself a hot bowl of Birria Ramen and cuddle up with Russel Crowe in the basement (allegedly). Get ready to get fit and drink the same amount in the coming year… just be careful of the stair-stepper transformer.

Discussion Starters: Gym equipment Transformers, recapping 2023, proper finger-wagging technique, evangelism appetizers, New Year’s resolutions both real and funny, prophetic words of 2023: Porcelain-Carpetbagger-Funf, Bathroom Crocs, Bible verse of 2024, hotdog-lifespan correlations.