The most uncomfortable feast day kicks off 2022, the year of Quetzalcoatl’s belated return. And you can count on the accuracy of our predictions based on our 2021 track record with crypto currency, and furbeez, impeachments and whatnot. Send your money in to save victims of the great Ohio quake and buy CHUX/FNF!

Discussion Starters: Feast of the holy circumcision, Amanda Peach Falafel Quik in the rearview, prophetic boasts from 2021, crypto, gray messes, key board member Sarah’s toning the room with those high biscuits, The Coming of the Mega Quake, Wayne’s Mayan knowledge, Abba Zabba in Chris’ nose, O’Charley’s magic, and an actually relevant verse of the day.