Given enough time, we all become Wayne’s descendants. Even in Tanzania! While we wait for the world to inherit Wayne’s genes, delight yourself with film references, geneticist citations, and Buzzfeedesque quizzes.

Discussion Starters: Sandler flicks, processing school trauma, Adam and Eve’s salvation, innocence vs purity, Swamidass and 23&me, Wizards of the Catholic Church, spouses/sex in heaven, Stand fast in it.