On planet-sized alien Ozmorb, Murphy and Rho get drunk to meet a Barfly, an alien invisible to the sober eye. Norman tries to find out why their robot seems programmed to annoy.

Ship Log #4 (Lockdown)

Cosmic Misadventures! Captain Murphy, incompetent son of the most famous Space Captain in Earth history, blasts off for fame and glory. He's joined by the balloon-headed Norman, world-weary pilot Rho, simple giant Oort, vexing robot Yug, and their emotionally supportive computer Benson.

Together, they must face the overwhelming odds the Universe throws at them: Cyborg Gnomes, Space Mounties (from Space Canada), a case of Suggestible Bog Plague... and themselves.