‘For He is George, and we… are Not!’ The crew finds a distress signal on a swampy moon. Can they save the primitive Not-Georges from ‘The Terror’? And just how much havoc can a mop cause?

Ship Log #3 (How To Insult An Alien)

Cosmic Misadventures! Captain Murphy, incompetent son of the most famous Space Captain in Earth history, blasts off for fame and glory. He's joined by the balloon-headed Norman, world-weary pilot Rho, simple giant Oort, vexing robot Yug, and their emotionally supportive computer Benson.

Together, they must face the overwhelming odds the Universe throws at them: Cyborg Gnomes, Space Mounties (from Space Canada), a case of Suggestible Bog Plague... and themselves.