Asteroid Wily, Seediest Stopover in the Quadrant! The crew must overcome giant Oort, his nefarious parasite, and Dubwarts: aliens that think pop music is an act of war.

Ship Log #2 (Personal Grooming)

Cosmic Misadventures! Captain Murphy, incompetent son of the most famous Space Captain in Earth history, blasts off for fame and glory. He's joined by the balloon-headed Norman, world-weary pilot Rho, simple giant Oort, vexing robot Yug, and their emotionally supportive computer Benson.

Together, they must face the overwhelming odds the Universe throws at them: Cyborg Gnomes, Space Mounties (from Space Canada), a case of Suggestible Bog Plague... and themselves.