Sarong or Sooo Right?

Tantalizing....dissent into the maddeningly incongruent chambers lining these cell membranes, burgeoning through the fleshy tissue of the girthiest muscle in my wheelhouse; exigent, we will stay the course, for weeping willows stagnate on dirty pillows, and together we will garner, through this saucy romp of philosophical marvel: a pointed and prophylactic construct to wear as a shield against the radiation that threatens to stain our billy genes, and expose us to health-harbingers such as yeast infections, erectile dysfunction and veganism.