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Sonnet #1607: the penitent bastard

Sonnet1 is a GW-Basic program written by Edward Reib which generates an infinite (almost) variety of randomly generated but grammatically correct pseudo-Shakespearean sonnets. So, naturally, in the TRON universe, there is a Doppelganger of Edward who wears a blue (usually) light suit and speaks only in dramatically pontificated sincere but nonsensical, sometimes funny, sometimes dirty, sometimes thought-provoking, iambic pentameter-ish.