You know how sometimes when you’re young you make really bad decisions and then you’re over it in like a day? Well, we’re here to tell you that those same bad decisions are SO MUCH WORSE when you get old. Really, I promise you. SO much worse. This is all to say that you shouldn’t buy the 25 ounce Rita. I know it sounds funny, but it’s pretty awful, actually. Anyway, video games.

Games We Are Playing:

Dredge, Yakuza: Like a Dragon, Venba, Princess Peach Showtime!, Case of the Golden Idol, Persona 3, Peglin

Snack Chat:

Those little Caesar’s crazy puffs are super good you guys. So are both new flavors of Mountain Dew.

Links!

• Baldur’s gate is really good, y’all: Baldur’s Gate 3 is the first game in history to win five major game of the year awards: those from BAFTA, D.I.C.E., Game Developers Choice, Golden Joystick, and The Game Awards.
• Fallout games suddenly super popular after show drops
• Discord shutting down servers for switch emulators after Yuzu lawsuit
• Balatro gets first major patch that makes the early game feel a little easier/more approachable.
• Final Fantasy 7R maybe complete by 2027? Is that a real year?
• Some dude was selling hacked Pokemon and got his dumb ass arrested
• New games added to Nintendo Online: Super R-Type, Wrecking Crew ‘98, and Sugoi Hebereke

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FEAR THE RITA.