We are back. After months of silence, Sonesh and John re-emerge to give the world the same stupid shit. Such as: is having a lasagna vagina a good thing, or instead is it grounds for defamation?

Plus: Jane Austen’s top-notch novels, now available in English! Accomplices to pasta crimes. The new way to peddle drugs, per Bollywood sources. Brigitte Nielsen: less is more for this secretive genius.

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