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Dylan Jardon & Henry Belcaster
My Bike Got Stolen Again.. | Smart Nonsense #359
56 minutes Posted Sep 20, 2025 at 12:00 pm.
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Intro
Reading Atlas Shrugged in the park
A suspicious guy on a bike
"Where is my knife?"
The bloodshot eye
The cool cucumber
Wiping fingerprints off the backpack
Pursuing the thief
Pursue!
The $25-for-medications story
The $100 bill get-out-of-jail-free card
Finding a cop, but it's a traffic cop
Oh no, a precinct jump
The police come in hot
Giving the police the phone
AirTags aren't real-time
The bike is recovered, but he's gone
The cop needs his lunch
Texting from the back of the squad car
All roads lead to chess
Now there are cops in the park
They're rolling up
Ratting on your friends
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Newsletter: https://www.smartnonsense.com/SAT app: https://www.brainblast.com/Hire a video editor: https://www.clipt.cošŸ•˜Timestamps:(0:00) Intro(1:05) Reading Atlas Shrugged in the park(9:53) A suspicious guy on a bike(14:49) "Where is my knife?"(16:09) The bloodshot eye(19:15) The cool cucumber(20:50) Wiping fingerprints off the backpack(22:30) Pursuing the thief(24:40) Pursue!(26:42) The $25-for-medications story(30:03) The $100 bill get-out-of-jail-free card(31:21) Finding a cop, but it's a traffic cop(34:55) Oh no, a precinct jump(37:46) The police come in hot(40:29) Giving the police the phone(43:24) AirTags aren't real-time(44:40) The bike is recovered, but he's gone(46:27) The cop needs his lunch(47:50) Texting from the back of the squad car(49:00) All roads lead to chess(52:23) Now there are cops in the park(54:10) They're rolling up(55:20) Ratting on your friends(56:11) He's going to prisonRecorded September 11, 2025#SmartNonsense #DylanJardon #HenryBelcaster