The Gang Sorts It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia! You might think that every character in Sunny would be sorted into Slytherin - but think again! We're as sloppy as the gang in, well, pretty much every episode. So we got it a little wrong, as usual. Plus, we've got the maddest libs and the magicalist mash ups. You don't have to listen, but we really recommend that you do. You know, because of the implication.