Canadians lead off the show with the most Canadian thing ever: The Paddle Stick. Part canoe paddle, part hockey stick, 100% Canadian goodness! Also, we promised a Canadian Federal Election update and we have one for you: Harper rolls his eyes live on television. Probably the meanest thing we’ll see come out of these debates…

On the American side of things we learn the diplomatic immunity doesn’t exist for Saudi princes trying to escape arrest and that Boehner is out.