Hello? Anyone out there? Just wanted to K-pop on by, and update y'all on the wild wonderful world of Seventeen! From the app game we've sunk our lives into, to the musical that killed Richard on air, to some new baby idols, we cover it all.

In the Winter of 2017, two friends fell in love with a kpop group. The group was so talented, so beautiful, so incredibly full of memes, that the two friends wanted to shout their love from the rooftops. Instead, they decided to shout their love from a podcast. This is the story of two normal, God-fearing Americans, and their shameful descent into the Diamond life. This is Sixteen, a Seventeen Fancast.