Bob and Monét compare Alan Cumming and Ariana Madix as reality competition hosts and debate whether Alan is a better host than RuPaul. They also discuss what makes a great reality TV host, how they would do on Big Brother, and what a million dollars could motivate them to do. Plus, Bob tests whether Monét is a one-boxer or two-boxer, they call Matteo for his opinion, and determine the cost of owning a cell phone tower.