- One easy trick to derail your Iditarod opponents

- Why Texas A&M decided to ruin an entire ingredient for everyone

- Only Future Spencer can decide what we do on this episode

- Preparing for the big brands to abandon the rest of college football

- Which leads to Duke, USF, and Boise State sharing a conference

- And Georgia Tech, Navy, and Marshall sharing another

- And Louisville, Oregon State, and UTEP sharing yet another

- This is a good plan, and thorough, and we will accept a modest fee for our efforts

- This week's theme performed by Corey Cunningham

- Visit preownedairboats.com for merch

- Go buy Jason's book, Hell Is a World Without You

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