SHOW NOTES

- Cap'n Surber, our intrepid producer and Actual Clemson Enthusiast, has some things on his heart!

- The return of "Duke Football? HELL YES, Duke Football!" for any and all possible meanings of "Duke Football"

- A genuinely educational segment on new NCAA clock rule changes that sends Jason to the precipice of an emotional abyss

- A genuine appeal to let the rankings breathe a little

- Michigan's main character syndrome

- Which host is a font of Gilmore Girls lore? The answer may surprise you!

- Let's look at Week 2, and imagine the stakes-based horrors to come!

- Visit sunny preownedairboats.com

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