SHOW NOTES<ul>
<li>We asked for your stories of romantic triumph, and almost all of you sent something that resembles that! Good job!</li>
<li>The first story is also the best story, so if you really want to you can bail after that</li>
<li>Chili's has run out of history</li>
<li>The fusion cuisine that ended a three-year relationship</li>
<li>Why women crave zeta males</li>
<li>Ideal public settings for testing the big spoon/little spoon dynamic</li>
<li>John Cena first-date fashion</li>
<li>Can't spell GREASE 2 without a bigole G</li>
<li>What's the best place to puke on a date?</li>
<li>Learn the romantic history behind Ryan's grandmother's wifi password</li>
<li>A number of high-success methods for kidnapping Spencer</li>
<li>Scenes From An Abandoned Italian Restaurant</li>
<li>Surber is unleashed</li>
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Realignment, Two Ways: SEC Rivalries Re-Draft

The Shutdown Fullcast, the world's only college football podcast, is only about college football when there are no weirder topics available. However, there are not many topics weirder than college football. Hosted by Spencer Hall, Jason Kirk, and friends.