--A man jetskied across the Irish Sea for love and he wasn't even from Alabama

--How a dad jailed for jetskiing to another country could never parent effectively again

--Ryan auditions for the CFB Playoff committee

--Actual impassioned profane hollerin' about the very bad playoff rankings

--No one cares about downtrodden underdog USC (no really, it's a thing)

--"When Greg McElroy is on the barricades with you, it's over"

--Talking about games no one wants to happen this weekend because everyone is very tired

--Texas A&M vs. Ole Miss: The game where everything's made up, and nothing matters 

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