Australian women take on between five and 14 hours of unpaid domestic housework per week, while men perform on average less than five hours per week, according to the 2016 Census. With the COVID-19 pandemic further burdening women around the world with increased housework and childcare, the gap between what women and men in straight relationships do in the home - call it the Gender Spray N Wipe Gap, if you will - seems frustratingly immovable. We discuss the age-old challenges, why we must maintain the rage, and whether scaring off swooping magpies is men's business.