Fernando Cardenas is a director, DP and (we suspect) vampire who possesses the gift of eternal youth. He stops by our mortal plane in Ep 08 to disclose a very few and far between instances of sheer mortification, including "Baywatch Oil Patrol" and "Rock-a-bye Baby Phone Drop".

Some very juicy celebrity gossip from the past may also have been disclosed along the way. You'll have to listen to find out...