It's not cheating if god himself told you to marry 65 woman...right? 
Or wait....god told a man who told us?...oh and maybe some of them are 14...yikes.
"The Fundamentalist of Latter Day Saints" had some outrageous believes and practices...the crime does't just stop at the bibbed dresses or french braids or even the Olympics bringing on hell fire to the town...confused? It's okay we can explain everything...or at least scream about it.