All the way from working backstage on The Golden Girls to becoming our Golden Girl. 

Take a journey with Whoopi Goldberg (and I) as, hand in hand, we delve deep into her upbringing on the charred sandcoasts of Africa; mining the juiciest nuggets form her latest and most comprehensive biography yet: 'The Wand of the Wallow and the Call of the Star Guns. 

I have delivered this documentary ahead of schedule, as it makes sense for me to financially exploit the current increase in listenership due to worldwide panic and paranoia. 

You're welcome. 

Stephen.