This week, the boys are blessed with the presence of Aaron, Wesley's black brother. We were fortunate that he did not say any slurs, although we gave him complete authority to do so. For anyone who doesn't believe he's black, we will provide you pictures. Email us at wewon'[email protected].

We discuss the elusive "en passant" chess move, where you seduce the queen with a pawn, and pretend to "piss-on" her.

I have no idea if passant is pronounced correctly. Don't correct me.

Also, happy 4th of July. We love you, Donald J Trump and America.

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