Being the valedictorian of your graduating class is easy. All you have to do is spend every waking moment from age 5 onward studying, get at least 8 hours of sleep every night, be president of every school club, and be best friends with everyone in your class. Oh, and just to lock it in you should set a trap for your rival on the day of the big test.This week on the podcast Theo and Will explore new menu options for optimizing your dining experience and discuss new bacon flavored cereal. Will has a story of the filthiest pope in history, and then they hear the tale of how a tub of mayonnaise married two real life people.Email us at [email protected]iTunes: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/segment-city/id1469462393Spotify: https://open.spotify.com/show/7g8dQmJdnROidQM5dvHpW3?si=5W3qBWO1SIirNnhwjvcd0QGoogle Play: https://play.google.com/music/listen?u=0#/ps/Iqoulwsmzp4fbyuunf4acoeylwiStitcher: https://www.stitcher.com/podcast/segment-cityPodbean: https://segmentcity.podbean.com/YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/channel/UCtOxbiSIX1NlSrNMLSqzFqQ