(Original Airdate - November 5th, 2019)

Toy Soldiers is a 1991 American action film directed by Daniel Petrie Jr., with a screenplay by Petrie and David Koepp. It stars Sean Astin, Wil Wheaton, Louis Gossett Jr., Andrew Divoff, Mason Adams and Denholm Elliott.

The plot revolves around an all-male boarding school overtaken by terrorists. While the authorities remain helpless, a group of rebellious and mischievous students decide to put their resourcefulness to good use.[2]

POEM--
"The Regis School of Rejects,
drinking mouthwash and talking sex,
doing their worst is doing their best,
by doing battle with a dangerous terrorist." -Spro

HAIKU
"Rudy, Whil Wheaton,
other dudes in underpants.
John McClain shakes head." -MC