This week we're coming at you with our most sober and professional takes on taboo words. We address words like cunt, penis, cervix, cunnilingus, shame-hair, licktwat, and more with an absolute minimum of snickering and stupid jokes.

Strong disclaimer for language (gender-based pejoratives) and for utterly ridiculous Tolkien sex jokes.

Written and recorded by William Phelps & Brenna Crotty

Music and sound editing by Wes Price

Art by Evan Graff (@ejgraffics)

Words
Cunt /ˈkənt/
Pudenda /pyu̇-​ˈden-​də/
Cunnilingus /ˌkə-ni-ˈliŋ-gəs/
Glans /ˈglanz/
Penis / ˈpē-nəs/
Seminal /ˈse-mə-nᵊl/
Cervix /ˈsər-viks/
Fellatrix /fe-ˈlā-triks/

Non-English Words I Can't Pronounce
Liefdesgrot
Vleesroos
De Befborstel
Die Schamhaare