Whether it's AT&T, Capital One, dumbasses who need to be told not to jump motorcycles for the Quesalupa or Ford unveiling a disastrous looking Mustang design, the latest batch of tourney commercials annoys Schu greatly.

Analyzing reasons for the Pac-12's NCAA tourney success

Schu needs to get things off his chest. And not just the fraying buttons of his 70s polyester shirts. Be it politics, sports, entertainment, commercials or general observations, Schu will encapsulate his myriad thoughts on a given topic through irreverent and concise insight. Usually in four minutes or less.