Perhaps I can tell you a story. It is a story made by your people long, long ago, but it gives specific insight into the way your people think. It starts, like so many of these tales do, with the words “Once upon a time.”

SAYER is voiced, written, and produced by Adam Bash.

Intro and outro music composed by Jesse “Main Finger” Gregory.

This episode also features the following music and sound effects:

Rejecting the Sirens (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
Tentative Steps (Kai Engel) / CC BY-NC-SA 4.0
StorkBeaks2.wav (Herbert Boland) / CC-BY 3.0