Are leprechauns real? Does Cosmo give the best sex advice? Is it rude to intervene when someone is pouring windshield washer fluid into their oil tank? We ask the tough questions this week, with less than satisfying answers. Join us for our Reading Rainbow-style book reviews, and our tips to empower women against tyrannical chivalry. Also, fuck the Clinton family. All this and more, this episode on Salads Don't Make Friends!