This week we're thrilled to welcome our new friend  and your favorite person, performer, writer, improviser, pop star, and host of Self Esteem Party on the Sonar Network, Alana Johnston (@alana_johnston). We talk all about relationships and what makes them work, and then things turn and someone's love life is closely examined.

Plus a rousing edition of relation or ship and a totally unplanned and humiliating appearance of the Synonym Song Singer (thanks, Sigh!). 

What a show! Can you believe it's only 4 hours?!?!

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