<p>William Jackson Freeman II came from a long line of brain surgeons. To live up to his lineage he &#39;perfected&#39; the art of the Lobotomy. He got so good at it he was offering $25 lobotomies out of the back of a van in the 1960&#39;s. Ever wonder who scrambled the brain of that Kennedy girl... It was good ol&#39; Walt!</p>

132 - Jim Morrison: The Doors' Violent Anal Troubadour

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.