<p>Oooh nice sweet little Mother Teresa... Nope! A terrible attention whore feeding off of others suffering. </p>

90 - David Marshall Williams: Inventor of the American Chode Rifle

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.