<p>King Edward II gets in bed with the ruthless Hugh Despenser, Queen Isabella has had enough &amp; the Kingdom of England goes back to war. Heads are about to roll!</p>

88 - Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart: Allegro Analingus

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.