<p>Was William Shakespeare an imposter? Maybe! We do know this thespian master of the English language believed &#39;Anyth holeth is thyne goal&#39; and he definitely got his ears pierced at Claire&#39;s.</p>

72 - Kim Jong-il: Ass-eating Communist Dictator of North Korea

We've all been taught to venerate the dead. Where's the fun in that?! No one can take all their rotten secrets to the grave. Humans are just trash monsters that make mistakes, rub together and make more humans. So, let's grab some beers, bury inhibitions and dig up some dirt on history's most iconic departed.